FatEmoBurger's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[attn: star syndicate]

I'm sorry

but I don't think the SS is really that gay enough to hack a site while using that unfunny "pirate" flash. :(

[TooF Hate, My Reply 2 You]

lmao

You seriously DO care about what the Star Syndicate thinks about this series. Even though you said that wonderful parody that the SS made was hilarious here, I'll bet you were crying your eyes out saying "Goddamn SS!! I thought I was completly done with them after I gave them a negative review on the I am the Walrus collab because I'd rather listen to white nu-metal pap music then The Beatles!! Now those guys make fun of my other successful series!!! THIS IS WAR!!"

:o

[IDY in Baywatch]

Hi one of rtil's friends here. :o

Oh look the preloader, there's a male anthromorphic character with a bulge. How charming, and I was just in the middle of eating too. I'm playing the movie now, for the sake of getting rid of the preloader. Wow, it's the cliched anime style that NEVER gets old and traced bitmaps. Just imagine if LegendaryFrog and IllWillPress had a kid together and the kid decided to make furry/anime flash movies! KAWAII!! ^^

Ok I’m just into the intro sequence now. That character now has that “angry drunk guy who’s ready to fight” look and he has that expression for about 5 minutes (which seemed that long to me). And when he notices the dead female character (unsexy) he changes his speedo or whatever to a CSI one and moves his head with the “stoned after smoking 20 hits of marijuana” look. The only mitigating factor is that he didn’t “yiff” her, so you get points for that.

As for humor, if I wanted to watch anthromorphic characters acting retarded I’d watch Camp Lazlo or My Gym Partner's a Monkey rather than this.

Hopefully in the future you’ll use your OWN style and draw your own backgrounds, even if you feel rushed. Because drawing a crappy one is a lot better than just googling a background and trace bitmapping it.

Love, GoddamnGlock.

Fonzu responds:

You and rtil are so lame and you know it. Bet you two are giggling together about this, hee hee hee, we "pwned" him sooo hard. Think I give a shit what a guy like you thinks? :) Think again, asshole.

[CSR 1]

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It’s a stick flapping his mouth around for minutes, with a HARDKORE KoRn poster in it too!! It's kind of like IWP's one framed foamy "cartoon", except this at least had some movement in it.

and damn, you sure can come up with some zingers to those who only give out constructive criticism with INTERNET STATS! “Go play in traffic” Wow and that guy wasn‘t abusive to you either. “LOL, SpinTolk likes men!” What a zinger! Wow, 5 awards! And 4 of those awards for “All NG Fads Die!!!” series which involved multiple authors and NOT JUST YOU! Amazing!

P.S.- Don’t even waste your time trying to compare INTERNET STATS because they won’t get you laid, respond with “GoddamnGlock likes men!,” or even respond with an immature and arrogant response. It makes you seem like an 8 year old. You know, 8, the average mental age of most Limp Bizkit fans. :o

Have a nice day. :D

[UCFD - AntiAntiClockClock]

OMG

"Ur not my favorite sprite/furry artist RuppeClock, this flahs had no tails and no GBA in it!! Blam!!!"

Shut the hell up twats!

This was a funny flash you've got here, and it doesn't matter if it doesn't have tails, who is gay, or if it wasn't made by Rupee. In fact, this kicks the other 2 version's asses in my opinion. GJ

ArseOnToast responds:

I respect your opinion. Viva la revolution.

[Foamy is a Crackhead]

LMAO

It's funny to read the reviews from the Hot Topic population of pre-teen brainwashed idiots who take a tweening, ugly, gray drawing seriously enough to drink IWP's piss and call that drawing a "lord and master".

This was a nice take on Foamy. I suggest you do more of these flashes. Nice work.

[Witnessed Tragedy]

Meh..

One of your downsided flashes. Although this is a very good concept, the graphics were just awful, it's like you kind of got rushed while making it. Sorry. However, you've done better than this one.

P.S.- I hope to see the updated version soon. :D

[Daily2oon SE: UglyBastard]

Nice set of movies there

However I have seen some of these before, including the very hilarious "Review Crew Chaos" and the only ones I haven't really seen yet are the "SevenStar Tribute" and "Dan Hibiki's PMS Session" (which I would define as my least favorite)

I like how you did the scene selection, except the sun effect is getting a little overused nowadays.

Good Job on this collection, even though rtil's stood out to be the best, even though I think this deserves a little more exposure.

[Run DNA]

Very unique

This was awesome. I like the Noir style and randomness of this. Please do more movies like this in the future.

[DBC's Clockday Movie]

Happy Clock Day!

I loved the graphics in there, DBC. Radish, Pineapple, Strawberry, and Orange looked sexy in there too. Good Job!

Too bad this is underexposed because of the 45 gray submissions that are currently on the portal page. WTF?