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[IDY in Baywatch]

Hi one of rtil's friends here. :o

Oh look the preloader, there's a male anthromorphic character with a bulge. How charming, and I was just in the middle of eating too. I'm playing the movie now, for the sake of getting rid of the preloader. Wow, it's the cliched anime style that NEVER gets old and traced bitmaps. Just imagine if LegendaryFrog and IllWillPress had a kid together and the kid decided to make furry/anime flash movies! KAWAII!! ^^

Ok I’m just into the intro sequence now. That character now has that “angry drunk guy who’s ready to fight” look and he has that expression for about 5 minutes (which seemed that long to me). And when he notices the dead female character (unsexy) he changes his speedo or whatever to a CSI one and moves his head with the “stoned after smoking 20 hits of marijuana” look. The only mitigating factor is that he didn’t “yiff” her, so you get points for that.

As for humor, if I wanted to watch anthromorphic characters acting retarded I’d watch Camp Lazlo or My Gym Partner's a Monkey rather than this.

Hopefully in the future you’ll use your OWN style and draw your own backgrounds, even if you feel rushed. Because drawing a crappy one is a lot better than just googling a background and trace bitmapping it.

Love, GoddamnGlock.

Fonzu responds:

You and rtil are so lame and you know it. Bet you two are giggling together about this, hee hee hee, we "pwned" him sooo hard. Think I give a shit what a guy like you thinks? :) Think again, asshole.

[UCFD - AntiAntiClockClock]

OMG

"Ur not my favorite sprite/furry artist RuppeClock, this flahs had no tails and no GBA in it!! Blam!!!"

Shut the hell up twats!

This was a funny flash you've got here, and it doesn't matter if it doesn't have tails, who is gay, or if it wasn't made by Rupee. In fact, this kicks the other 2 version's asses in my opinion. GJ

ArseOnToast responds:

I respect your opinion. Viva la revolution.

[Daily2oon07312005]

Another nice Daily2oon from the SS!

AnarchySchoolbus- That loud sound came out of nowhere, THANKS FOR BLASTING MY SPEAKER'S! Just kidding, nice work!

Astropuff- The best ones on here, nice graphics

Aubergine- All 6 were great, especially the one with Ozcar in it! Nice work!

GFC- Your part also made me LMAO. Awesome!

Jamina- Very brief, but it still had nice and smooth graphics.

Koala- The one with MLK was funny, as for your other part, awsome photoshop graphics. Nice.

Nlowrider- LOL a lillium parody! Very funny! :)

IRG- Nice graphics and quite interesting, and quite hilarious.

Tremour- Music from Anal Cunt adds the extra spice of humor to the flash. Graphics were good also.

2star- LOL an emo kid! Funny.

UglyBastard- Also one of the best parts on here. It still cracks me up whenever I see this. :)

ZekeySpaceyLizard- So no wonder why TacoBell's Tacos taste so shitty. :O

ZeroStar- Nice artwork and very funny at the ending. Good!

TheStarSyndicate responds:

:)

["Tonight, Tonight" collab]

Awesome, but.....

I love the smashing pumpkins too, however you should've made a rule that the parts go with the lyrics, and not just to the rythem of the song. Also, I noticed that Creatus keeps either keeps on getting killed or is in a part, except for about 3 parts I think. DBC, you've gotten better at your artskills, however, to be honest, you shoud've made the outlines thinner and not make the characters all shakey. The best part in this collab would have to go to ToiletRollClock, who should've been co-authored in this.

However this was still a good collab, even though there are better CC collabs than this, which you admitted and I don't mean to rub it in your face or anything, "Let it B" was one of them, even though it was collabed by one of the most overrated hacks, Sqeezy.

Good Job to all of the guys that participated in this collab and I'm still going to add this as one of my favs, regardless of the downsides of it. Keep doing your stuff guys.

UglyBastard responds:

You made a few good points.
1: I should've made a rule that the parts should go with the lyrics. Back when I started organizing this collab, I never really thought that it mattered that the parts had to go with the lyrics.
2: ToiletRoll should've been co-authored in this.
3: My part (DoucheBagClock) was pure tripe, and I was just a little too focused on my fbf skills. Also, I should’ve made the outlines on the drawings thinner. But saying that won’t magically improve my part.
4: I should’ve made a rule that the parts had to be different from each other’s. On the first and the last 2 parts, Creatus gets killed, and then just on those last 2 parts, after Creatus gets killed, he flies up in the sky.
5: Sqeezy is one of those artists who just can’t get enough of the eSpotlight, however, SOME of his stuff is actually not too bad, not that it means that I think his work is the best or anything.

It’s good that you still liked this regardless of those downsides. However, the biggest mistake I made was not putting enough time and effort into this collab. :(

Thanks for your review.

[DailyToon SE: UglyBastard]

Congrats on Underdog

This was decent, or at least some parts were, It's funny how people, with no flash talent what so ever, call this crap from just watching only 1 part. Some DailyToons I loved, some I hated. I still say it's a decent series. and only decent. I voted 4/5 because of that "Tribute to Numa Numa Dance".

P.S.- Seizure_Dog can suck it, I mean it's ironic that he's hated the DailyToons series, yet he hops on the bandwagon on DailyDay and now he acts like that he stands up for the SS by downing the only DailyDay toon to get an award (this), especially when his own DailyDay toon sucked. I think he should get hit by an 18 wheeler. j/k But seriously, he's still a hypocritical fag.

UglyBastard responds:

Hahahahaha, so true what you've said in the P.S. XD

Thanks for the review.

[A Dagnabbed Shame]

Good job!

Long live the foamy crrew!

Backwoods responds:

Thanks. Don't fill up on $500 steaks now, y'hear?